The Crazy Suburban Mom: Where is the justice?

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Monday, May 4, 2009

Where is the justice?

Okay. Time for a reality check.

I knew a mans hair got thinner as they aged but I didn't know it happened to women.

Except, of course, on your chin where it grows lush and luxuriant.

And.

I'd always thought these break-outs would stop eventually. And someday I would stop having to peruse the pimple cream aisle for the next break-through that promised to work.

And I never (NEVER!) expected to be sharing pimple cream with the child I birthed. That's just wrong.

And.

I certainly never expected to STILL be breaking out at a time when I pee if I sneeze.

I mean, where is the justice?

Will I be standing at the CVS check out and realize my cart is full of Clearasil, Depends and tweezers?

And it's all for me?

And as awful as that is...All I can think is, Please don't let me sneeze in the store....

11 Comments:

Heather 5/4/09, 1:37 PM  

I'm with you on the Clearasil, Depends and Tweezers. Its just not fai

Heather 5/4/09, 1:38 PM  

I meant to say fair

tracy 5/4/09, 1:40 PM  

no, its SO not fair!!! and i am very relieved someone commented :) so glad im not alone in this :)

tracy

Cher 5/4/09, 2:36 PM  

Just found your site and stopping to say Hi! Love this post, it is so true. My mom said something about chin hair, and the next day I had some. And after 2 kids, I do pee when I sneeze sometimes! And breakouts, don't even get me started!

tracy 5/4/09, 2:41 PM  

Hi Cher! So glad you stopped by! I have to say I post a lot of stuff like this...

I just don't know what else to do with all of it! lol so hope you come back... because its an awful to be posting about chin hair..and have no one say, I know what you mean!

tracy

MoonNStarMommy 5/4/09, 2:48 PM  

LOL - not alone... LOL... I have a teenager and I pee when I sneeze too - sometimes - I mean after 4 kids... and a hard sneeze... who can help it?

tracy 5/4/09, 3:00 PM  

MoonNStar - so with a teenager...you have the awful driving thing i talked about in the post before this one? or were you a cool mom like i so hoped I would be??

Jessica Smith 5/4/09, 3:41 PM  

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JewelryWorksbyKim 5/4/09, 8:37 PM  

Very funny post! Myself; I wax the hair. But I have no issues with acne. I am going through menopause 10 yrs earlier than I am supposed to(I am only 38, and this has been going on for about five years now.), so my only concern is hot flashes.

tracy 5/5/09, 8:24 AM  

Kim, Don't get me started on early hot flashes...


by the way...is it hot in here to you?
tracy

tracy 5/5/09, 8:31 AM  

Kim, I just tried to post a comment on your blog...I clicked post a comment and it just sort of reset the page, I didnt get a comment box? Is it just a fluke of did I have to do something extra?
tracy

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